Things an ABAer Would Never Say
The playing area at Nationals is always at the right temperature - never too hot or too cold.
Free coffee? No thanks.
Cool! A four board sit-out.
No. I don't think tournament fees are too high.
I can always count on my partner to remember every convention on our card.
No gossip, please. I'm not interested.
Great. More new alerts! More new alerts!
One thing I can say about bridge players - they sure know how to dress.
No matter which direction we sit, the cards always go our way.
I don't feel like bridge today. I'd rather jog and work out.
Sure, I'll take care of my own garbage.