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Things an ABAer Would Never Say


 

The playing area at Nationals is always at the right temperature - never too hot or too cold.

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Free coffee? No thanks.

 


Cool! A four board sit-out.

 



No. I don't think tournament fees are too high.

 


I can always count on my partner to remember every convention on our card.

 

No gossip, please. I'm not interested.



 


Great. More new alerts! More new alerts!

 


One thing I can say about bridge players - they sure know how to dress.

 


No matter which direction we sit, the cards always go our way.

 


I don't feel like bridge today. I'd rather jog and work out.


Sure, I'll take care of my own garbage.